MRS A.
 
I’ve just finished an affair with Mrs A
She took me so easy took me all the way
The more I wanted, the more she gave
I was head over heels for Mrs A.  Mrs. A
 
She touched my lips with her cold wet kiss
She stopped me shaking, I was such a mess
She took the chill out of my doom and gloom
And the lonely nights were forgotten soon
With Mrs A
 
I loved her body, but she wanted my soul
She was the smoothest lady I’ve ever known
She took my heart slowly out to space
She was the greatest darned lover in this awful place
Was Mrs A, Was Mrs A, Was Mrs A
 
I collapsed in a heap after Mrs A
I never woke up for two or three days
My head was spinning I retched in pain
I’ll never make love to Mrs A again
To Mrs A, To Mrs A
 
Well I met her since, for old times’ sake
The smell of her perfume made my body shake
She said you want some more
I said, no not I
I just ran through that door and said goodbye
To Mrs A To Mrs A
 
I loved her body, but she wanted my soul
She was the smoothest lady I’ve ever known
She took my heart slowly out to space
She was the greatest darned lover in this awful place
Was Mrs A, Was Mrs A, Was Mrs A
 
©Finbar Furey 1997